Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Rocket this

Yo, putz
Yeah, dummy, I'm back. And you can thank the Rocket for that.
I just love the way all you Yank-me fans are getting fired up about getting the 45-year-old steroid freak back. Let's put this in perspective, numbnuts. First off, he's not going to pitch for another month or so, by which time your beloved pinstripers will be about a million games out. And when he does decide it's warm enough to pitch, what do you think he's going to do, pitch every day? The rest of the staff will be the same old stiffs, and the way Mariano is serving up batting practice, he won't have the pen to rely on.
I'd like to personally thank The Boss for making life interesting. God, how desperate have you become when you pin your hopes on a guy who should be sitting in a rocking chair on his porch in Texas?
The only thing dumber than a Yankees fan is a whole bunch of Yankee fans.
That's enough for one month.
Sparky

2 comments:

Les Clutter said...

You gotta admit though, he landed a good deal at $4.5 mil a month with Octobers off. I hear that Sparky Lyle and the Goose are still breathing.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

It must be tough to be so jealous...