OK, Stu. I've climbed out of the cave, but like the groundhog, I'm seeing my shadow and won't be out for long.
Don't get me started on the Yank-mes signing some second-rate son of the Rising Sun to try to keep up with THE Boston Red Sox, thank you very much. Daisuke Matsuzaka has already dropped the puck at a Bruins game, that's how important he's going to be. The only way Comeon Iwanna Igawa can get into Madison Square Garden is if he buys a ticket for the Westminster Dog Show, and even than, he won't win best in breed.
Alert the Denver police. Allan Iverson and Carmelo Anthony in the same strip joints. Yes, officer, I did drop that match into the can of gas, but I didn't think anything was going to happen.
After two years at the top, don't be surprised to see State of the Union football take a big drop back into mediocrity next season. Don Audinoleone had better be beating the scrub bushes in Florida to bring in more athletes like Doug Davis and Vito Pellerito. I hear Pete Brown lit up a victory cigar after the Dutchmen beat Hobart. What was he smoking after the RPI game?
I was going to expound on the state of Divison I women's basketball in the Capital District, but if a bad team loses and no one is watching, is it really a loss?
Hey, Stu, got to jump back into the cave. Tell Santa to put a quarterback under Don Audinoleone's tree.