This ain't your mamas NASCAR. Mother-in-Law? Who gives a rats ass? Ooops, didn't mean to talk about the menu at the chamnpionship awards dinner. I love the Daytona 500, cause it means that Fat Tuesday, and then spring, can't be far away.
If I had killed you...Is that the flip side of "How can I tell you goodbye if you don't take your tongue outa my mouth?"