Friday, January 12, 2007

Take some Valium

Whoa, kimo sabe
Nice little rant you want on there about Dubya. Don't blame me. I didn't vote for Little Hitler. How are all those Bible-trumpin', abortion-opposin' conservatives feeling now? Hey, wait. That's probably you.
Whose idea was it to bring in David Beckham to save American soccer? Hell, maybe it doesn't want to be saved. Just because more kids play soccer than any other spot doesn't mean it will survive on the professional level. If that's the case, masturbation would be right up there with NASCAR!
The only good thing the Bend-man is bringing with him is Posh Spice. Wonder if she needs a poolboy?
I'm telling you, you're way off base on Tommy Coffin and the Giants. This is going to be one desperate man, and with a rookie GM, he's going to have the whip out. He's going to prove he's still a good coach (was he ever a good coach?) if it kills someone. And you had better get used to Eli-May Clampett at QB, because they've got too damned much invested in him.
Hey, I'm boycotting Pretty Boy Wyland's show. Haven't listened to him since they took the I-Man off the air. When you have XM radio, who needs Wyland, Schott, Big Game and a thousand nobodies?
Go Dutchmen!
Sparky

3 comments:

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...
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Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

They cannot save soccer. They need to bury it...

Sparky and Stu said...

What else do you have to do besides watch paint dry?